He's got a great sense of humor. The white man stole it. I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. You chug that ass cock, baby. [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Do you want to get shot? Whillenholly: They didn't really steal the monkey. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. 104 min. Baby Jay: What is your damage, little boy. Jason Biggs: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Jay: . Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Jay: Jay: Something sweet, ya big goof. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Randal Graves: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Brodie: So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! That's it boy, put the dick down. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. Why? Jay: [explaining why he gives head for rides] You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Action, Gus or what? Fuck! "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Whillenholly: Yeah, well. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? For likeness rights? An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. Metatron: God? . They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. You went to film school didn't you? Justice: What's your damage, little boy? Hooper: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Alright. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Boy, Walt. Jay: Well, FUCK that. Banky: Holy shit, dude. And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. After an expedient exodus . Devil Jay: Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Wow! Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. I can't belive this shit. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. I'll give you half of what I make. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Jay: The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? You have a sick and twisted world perspective. And that body? I get no stains in my undies. Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. Oh sorry I'm late. . Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Banky: I didn't spit in it sir. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. [Looks down] Alyssa Jones: Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Chaka's Production Assistant: Then you can do the art picture. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Holden: Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Passerby: Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Jay's Mother: Sheriff: Jay: They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Just take it from "It's a good course.". What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Something nice. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. That shit is the mad notes. It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. You're doubling me, obviously. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. Nothing. Jay: Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. Jay: Whillenholly: Oh, you like that, MULE. [in huddle with Damon] Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Poor Dante. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Gus? Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. That's pretty funny. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. It was just a tranquilizer. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Jay: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. [screams] Holden: Let's go, misters. Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Right. Cock-Knocker: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? They've got a monkey in there? There they are! My bad. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Okay, you two. But it was better than "Mallrats". That was them wasn't it? The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Catchy, ain't it? Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. I thought that was a 10-82. Jay: On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Ben Affleck: Teen #2: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. If I go to prison will you wait for me? The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Remind me to renew that restraining order. No, but it's Miramax. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Fuck! Brent: Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform?
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