(Solas)"Solas!" From The TV IV < Red Dwarf. It doesn't feel sick, Rimmer - it is sick! "Red Dwarf" The Inquisitor subtitles. Preposterous! Red Dwarf Stasis Leak Script, Images, and Quotes . Inquisitor Kryten: Well, Kryten? Maybe I can wear a turban and pretend I'm from India. People said, no, Holly, she's not for you. The best Netflix movies right now - fantastic movies to stream. What do you think? Cat: Hey, a little advice, bud. What's on TV & Streaming What's on TV & Streaming Top Rated Shows … Everything you need to know about Honor’s latest phone. Lister to Red Dwarf. We'd better get a job. (to Rimmer) Your nickname was never Ace. "You ever see a cat return a stick? Lister: It'll make him look more realistic, it'll look like he's got dysentery. Kryten : But I am not human. Justify yourself. History Talk (0) Share “ You have been found unworthy of having existed. (Iron Bull)"Bull!" "Red Dwarf" The Inquisitor (TV Episode 1992) Danny John-Jules as Cat. "Help Dorian!" Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings when they are properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings should not bounce! Brains in the anal region. Not gonna catch you now, are they? (The mage class is unavailable to dwarves.) You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse. Most eunuchs have got more balls than you. It's better to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John. “So do the Albanian state washing machine company.”. "I need some help!" ", Rimmer: "I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy. Captain's remarks: "Has requested sick leave due to diarrhea on no less than 500 occasions. It was written by Rob Grant & Doug Naylor, and directed by Juliet May & Grant Naylor. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. 2. By pixeptional. Red Carpet News TV. Jump to: navigation, search. Related quizzes can be found here: Red Dwarf - Quotes Quizzes Inquisitor Kryten : Do you wish to be erased? Lister: Barbara Bellini, what a beautiful name. … (Cole)"Hold on, Cole!" 0:14. Rimmer: Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too... radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for the examiners to accept. He had long hair and he didn't have a job. Rimmer: Swapping my toothpaste for a tube of contraceptive jelly. This is wrong! He prunes away the wastrels,expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless. Created by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, and featuring the acting talent of Chris Barrie, Craig Charles, Danny John-Jules, Robert Llewellyn, Chloë Annett, Norman Lovett and Hattie Hayridge, the show has created a host of truly memorable storylines, episodes and - of course - some great lines. Kryten: But I am programmed to live unselfishly. Red Dwarf is almost the dictionary definition of a cult classic. The crew are flying along in Starbug when they lose control of the ship. Category: Red Dwarf. 1 Ext. We're going in. Mister ED . Last time we met I was wearing a cute little black number with peach trim and gold spangles, and although it looks like I'm wearing the same outfit today, it is in fact an entirely different cute little black number, with completely different gold spangles! No silicon heaven? Inquisition Enough Heresy Inquisitor Meme Quotes Tabletop Wargaming Nerdy Gaming Essential T-Shirt . The Inquisitor (Red Dwarf) View source. Yeah, a steaming pile of Hotspur. 2. “It’s impossible to tell at this range, whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own. Epideme: So you can appreciate killing you ain't exactly a career highlight. Maybe Ace Hole. He was totally naked except for a pair of mock-leather driving gloves and some blue swimming goggles. "Haha! Release Calendar DVD & Blu-ray Releases Top Rated Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Showtimes & Tickets In Theaters Coming Soon Coming Soon Movie News India Movie Spotlight. Goodbye!" Kryten: I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. They'll find us. Red Dwarf - S 5 E 2 - The Inquisitor. Disbanding them is just the icing on the cake. Justify yourself. Inquisitor Kryten : Well, Kryten? People. 1:25 . 0:25 [PDF] Red Dwarf Omnibus: Red Dwarf And Better Than Life Full Online. Hollister: Do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange ice-pops, and swills it all down with two thousand gallons of a popular fizzy drink, after it's burped? Either we persuade him we're not that kinda oceanic salvage vessel, or we scarper pronto. Inquisitor Kryten : Your argument invites deletion. Quote: Source: Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn: I am forty-two standard years old, in my prime by Imperial standards, young by those of the Inquisition. Inquisitor Kryten : In a human, this type of behaviour could be considered "stubborn". Rimmer [on owing 8500 in tax]: What? 2:11. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard and four people committed suicide. Movies . However it was decided this was not the stuff of campfire horror stories it was intended to be and so was dropped, leaving an air of mystery around the character. There's no justice, how can this happen to me? Accuracy: A team of editors takes feedback from our visitors to keep trivia as up to date and as accurate as possible. Kryten [on Rimmer]: A man so petty and small-minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels on to his ship-issue condoms? Red Dwarf Extras Season 05 Extra 14 - The FX of Red Dwarf V. Mister ED. ”. It was first broadcast on the British television channel BBC2 on 27 February 1992. Enemy killed 1. Categories. No offence, but when you're a virus, there ain't much call for knowing how to open a lager bottle with your anus. This then led him to the belief that life is all that there is, and that the point of existence is for each individual to make their life as fulfilling as possible. Bad luck for the dwarfers. Who? Your middle name is Judas but you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. The player begins by selecting a gender, race (human, elf, dwarf or Qunari), voice set, and class (warrior, rogue or mage) for the Inquisitor. As far as is known, he was a self-repairing rogue Simulant, who had survived until the end of time itself, coming the conclusion there was no God. "The Inquisitor" is the second episode of science fiction sitcom Red Dwarf Series V and the twenty sixth in the series run. "Better dead than smeg!" Mister ED. The only thing that can kill a vindaloo! We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Kryten : But I am programmed to live unselfishly. “It’s too small for a vessel, maybe some kind of missile. 1. https://www.shortlist.com/news/50-best-quotes-from-red-dwarf As he tells the Inquisitor, in a lot of ways he's killed Lister's friends today. Kryten : I am programmed not to wish for anything. The Inquisitor roams through Time weeding out life's wastrels and deleting the worthless - the Red Dwarf crew are in big, big trouble. „ ~ The Inquisitor: Summary. Red Dwarf - Quotes : Interesting Facts This category is for questions and answers related to 'Red Dwarf' - Quotes, as asked by users of FunTrivia.com. If he decides your life hasn't been worthy enough you are erased and replaced. Hello, wall! Christian rock music. Chris Barrie (Rimmer), Craig Charles (Lister), Danny John-Jules (Cat), Hattie Hayridge (Holly), Robert Llewellyn (Kryten), John Docherty (The Inquisitor), Jake Abraham (Second Lister), James Cormack (Thomas Allman) Did You Know? Red Dwarf selling and swapping page. We all feel a little peckish after making love, but most of us settle for pizza. Literature. Wahl Colour Pro Styler Hair Clipper 9155-2417X, 15. Polymorph The Inquisitor Out of Time Stoke Me A Clipper : 2. TV Shows. Red Dwarf: The Inquisitor May 19, 2009 Get link; Facebook; Twitter; Pinterest; Email; Other Apps; Just a short one to start off with, as I need to do some work :). Updated: the best Netflix shows you should be watching - including Bridgerton. Promotion prospects: zero. Mister ED. I knew I was lying. Kryten : The rules are yours, not mine. famous quotes from movies, television, literature and celebrities. 3. [Cat sings] S-E-X, you know I want it! Rimmer: It feels sick? And neither are you. Select one answer for each question, then hand your results in to Holly for your score! I am not. "Let's at least ask someone who's at least going to give us a slightly more intelligent opinion. Lister: It's a time hole. Rimmer: Just because we're three million years into deep space and the human species is extinct? Companion injured 1. Who allowed this man, this pathetic man, this man who could not outwit a used teabag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? 5. Captain's remarks: "There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. Cast. Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite? Lister: It doesn't matter now. Animal Crossing: New Horizons Nintendo Switch Game, 14. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. Over the years you've had more RAM than a field of sheep! McclearnAcku5009. Rimmer: Yes Lister, the same kind of joke as putting my name on the waiting list for experimental pile surgery. Rimmer: [While Lister is examining his 19th century toy soldiers] Please be careful with those, they're antiques! 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